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icurselikeasailorbiiitch: tasty. unf i want summa dat
icurselikeasailorbiiitch: Ladies and gents, the people I went to high school with. I like how he thinks he can “kindly” agree that gays should be sent to concentration camps and left to die. Kindly.
I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this… how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

chances are, they can’t. just like horses.

unknownskywalker: Volcanic Iceland by Gunnar Gestur Geirmundsson
lionkingfreak: May 25th’s Fan-art Friday Simba’s Pride by ~KanuTGL
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

rockettojupiter:

going to bed nigth

NO YOU HAVE TO STAY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

BB CUM BAKKK

mac miller is my guilty pleasure
i want to talk to someone!!!!!!

add me on skype, perhaps?

ashleyaftanas

uhh
  • Gatsby: hey i just met you
  • Gatsby: and this is crazy
  • Gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • Gatsby: so call me maybe

did-you-kno: Source I’VE HAD SEVERAL OF THOSE NEURO BEVERAGEWS! but not the orgasm one. 
icurselikeasailorbiiitch: takealettermaria: me yup every time